We had just finished Easter lunupper (brunch sounds so nice…what do you call it between lunch and supper? Lunupper?). Â We rolled into the house and had a message. Â The caller reported a swarm of bees near a popular chain restaurant attached to the big mall in the city. Â The swarm was at the top of a cedar tree and was “the biggest swarm ever seen” by the manager of the restaurant. Â I was pretty skeptical about the size as most people have never seen a swarm of bees so big could mean anything. Â Still, I decided to roll down with Abigail and my father-in-law to find out.
As soon as we pulled in, a crowd gathered and watched us do our normal routine of surveying the swarm. Â It wasn’t the biggest swarm I had ever seen but the manager had picked out the fact that it was a big swarm. Â It was in the very top of a cedar tree. Â Cedar trees are sort of flimsy at the top. Â Unlike an oak or maple, the cedar doesn’t really have big branches against which one can lean a ladder. Â It has been my foolish tendency to just go for it when it comes to swarms. Â I just threw the ladder up against the green of the tree and climbed my way up. Â I always carry loppers (is that a local term or what they are called? Â Long handled tree pruners, anyhow) to cut branches. Â The funny thing is that when you cut a swarm out of a tree, you need to hold onto the branch with the bees on it. Â Of course, it also takes two hands to run the loppers. Â I learned the first time I did this that I can hold onto the swarm with one hand and brace one handle of the pruners against my neck. Â I use my other hand to close the loppers and cut the branch. Â Now let me tell you, doing that leaning into the greenery at the top of this flimsy tree with a swarm of bees was interesting!
So the crowd continued to watch as the three of us did our thing. Â We transferred the bees from the branch to the hive I brought along. Â I gave the branch a good shake and the bees mostly fell into the box, but some fell onto the sheet I had under the box (another lesson I learned…put down a sheet first. Â It looks more impressive and help me keep better track of the bees as they walk into the hive). Â In a few minutes, it was clear I had the queen as the bees on the sheet and from the tree ended up working their way right into the hive. Â We packaged up the hive and hauled it off in the van (much to the dismay/excitement of our audience). Â I really like the “performer” part of catching swarms. Â Hauling bees in the van is sort of the grand finale!
Two things sort of struck me about this capture. Â First, people were amazed that I let Abigail be so close to the swarm. Â She was a great helper and loved every second. Â The funny thing is, she had on a full bee suit so was at lower risk than the people around us who were concerned for her safety. Â Silly people! Â On the way home, she asked me over and over, “Why were those people looking at us?” Â I explained that people were surprised at a kid working with bees, and even more so a girl kid working with bees. Â I told her they were probably seeing a swarm of bees for the first time ever, and so on. Â She talked about it all night long. Â I think she was sort of proud more than anything. Â I am still smiling about it…
The second striking thing was a man who walked up as we were doing our thing. Â It was clear he was drunk. Â He walked right up to us and began to talk to us far closer to the bees than I really liked but he was so curious about the whole deal. Â He ended up sitting right beside our area and asked all sorts of questions. Â He asked about the queen and I said she was bigger than the rest. Â He said, “Bees have three parts, right? Â The abdomen, thorax and head, right?” Â He must have sensed my surprise because, with a smile on his face, he added, “I may be homeless but I’m not stupid.” Â ”No sir, you are not.” Â That brief conversation really turned my prejudice on its head. Â I shook his hand (which I think surprised him) and we parted ways. Â I think we both ended up with a pretty cool story to tell, though they are undoubtedly quite different.
Anyhow, I had a really great time catching this swarm. Â The audience was fun, having my family along was great, and the homeless man was sort of good to remind me to listen to people before deciding that I know their circumstances. Â Bees always teach me something…












