Category Archives: Garden

She’s pickled and I’m sauced!

I tried and I tried but Emily got pickled the other night. Of course, the same night, I got pretty sauced so I guess we’re even. The garden hasn’t produced most things very well this year but we do have a lot of tomatoes and cucumbers.

(Ahhh…sauced!)

We’ve already made plenty of salsa with the tomatoes and peppers, onions, etc that we got. We figured tomato sauce can be used for about everything so we made a batch of that. It’s pretty easy really so it was ideal. We run the tomatoes through our Velox tomato press and then throw it all in a crockpot to cook down.  Some folks boil their tomato puree until it is half the volume.  We just throw it in the crockpot (uncovered) and forget about it for 24 hours.  By then, it is cooked down and we are oficially sauced.  I think we had about 2500 pounds of tomatoes and once it was all cooked down, we ended up with 5 pints of sauce.  We’ll run throuhg several more batches of sauce because it is so handy when we need to make something yummy over the winter!

(That’s the good stuff…I love the smell of vinegar and pickling spices)

Neither Emily nor I like cucumbers raw.  Emily doesn’t like them pickled either but she’s sauced, obviously.  Anyhow, I love pickles so we made a bunch with the cukes we harvested this year.  I grow dill too so we definitely made our pickles from some of the freshest ingredients around.  I suppose we could make vinegar, but I don’t think we’re ready for that yet.  Anyhow, I love making pickles because the smells of the ingredients take me back to when my Grandma canned pickles.  She canned tons of stuff and the smells and the warmth of the kitchen remind me of her<sniff, sniff>

(This is really a pressure canner but it’s deep enough to water bath can too…without the lid of course)

Ok, so it was a bunch of fun getting pickled too.  Don’t tell, but I figure we’re get pickled and sauced a bunch more times this summer!

It’s garlicky

I debated on facebook a bit earlier this week on how to spell garlicky…and I was informed of the correct spelling…so here I am to share it with you!  We planted garlic last fall (cause that’s when one plants garlic) and it has grown to maturity.  We planted 4 varieties.  I know we planted Metechi, Music, and Romanian Red.  The fourth variety is a mystery garlic which was presented to us as “wild garlic”.  I have no idea what it’s real name is, but it looks significantly different from the other types and produced nice sized, very pretty bulbs.  We’ll plant it again for sure assuming it stores and tastes good.

(Once you harvest garlic, you need to dry it out of the sun for a few weeks)

We’ve had a ton of rain in WV this spring and summer which has killed a large portion of the garden.  The garlic is about the only thing that thrived so I am really pleased we planted so much.  We’ll likely have to survive on it all winter since we won’t have many beans or peppers or salsa (a near staple at our house).  If anyone comes to visit, you had better “garlic up” before you come!


(These are the scapes from the “wild” garlic. They look very much like little heads of garlic as well. We’ll eat them sometime soon to find out!)

Ok, I’ll play sort of serious…we love garlic and there is nothing to beat fresh garlic.  I like it in just about everything and we use it about that often.  It’s great because it grows through the fall, winter and early spring and can be harvested in time to allow the gardener to plant cabbage or broccoli in its place (which is what we’ll do) for a later harvest.  If you have never tried growing garlic, you definitely should!

So, anyone ever seen this “wild garlic” or know anything about it?

I am tired…but I have raspberries

I am tired.  I get plenty of sleep most days but my tired is a little more than that I think.  I am tired of running.  I am not one to usually chase after stuff so that’s not really it either.  I don’t know what it’s all about (aside from maybe I am crazy), but I am tired.

So, for awhile, I am going to take pictures of simple things that make me not-tired.  Kim over at Achorn Farm is who made me realize that simple stuff is the best stuff.  I’d love to hear if you have stuff that makes you not tired…

Anyhow, we have raspberries now!  They are really starting to give the berries and Abigail loves to pick them and feed them all to me.  Fortunately, I can eat raspberries all day long!

So, here is a simple thing that makes me un-tired…

I’m not George Bush

Back when the first George Bush was president, he (somewhat) famously said, “I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”  In fact, he went so far as to ban broccoli from the White House and Air Force One menus.

Truly, it was a sad day in American history.  In a brilliant move, broccoli growers shipped 10 tons of the stuff to the White House (which was refused and later donated to food banks).  The funny thing is that the popularity of broccoli grew after President Bush’s statement.  I guess it sort of follows his presidency really.  No wonder he wasn’t re-elected!  It all started with his distaste for broccoli…the American people could not tolerate such a a trait in a President!

I never realized, but broccoli is very important in American politics and appears to swing elections every cycle.  Discussion of broccoli started back in Roman times but first figured into American politics when Thomas Jefferson wrote about it.  Let’s see, Jefferson, one of our most foundational leaders loved broccoli…yes, George Bush should have choked it down and followed after Jefferson!

We harvested our first broccoli the other day and it was delicious!  I have long been a proud broccoli-eater and am delighted to have fresh available again!  I think it is pretty clear…along the Presidential continuum, I am much closer to a Thomas Jefferson than a George Bush!

How I resist Edward Cullen…or…Isn’t my garlic awesome?


Some folks know that I am addicted to the Twilight series of books.  Basically, they are about a girl’s experience with a family of vampires, including one vampire named Edward who is incredibly handsome, smart, charming, etc…you know, all the stuff that guys typically aren’t.  I read the books and saw the first movie.  Edward is indeed a dreamy bugger.  Fortunately, I am a married man and also have my secret weapon… 

I planted just shy of one ton of garlic last fall.  It seems that most of it has done very well and will be ready for harvest later this summer.  Garlic is so fun to watch grow.  It starts in the fall and shows itself but then dies back over winter.  Early in the spring though, you will see it poking back up through the dirt and by late spring, it produces large, hardy onion-like leaves.  In a month or so, it shoots up scapes full of little garlic seeds (if you let it go that far.  The scapes are good to eat on their own).  It sort of looks prehistoric to me.  Anyhow, prior to growing our own, we never really used garlic much.  Once you try fresh garlic, though, you’ll never go back.  We use it in everything.  We can with it, we cook with it.  We even bake heads of garlic in olive oil to make a quick and easy spread for on bread (pour olive oil in between the cloves that you separate slightly, leaving them still mostly attached.  Bake at 350 until they are tender…maybe 30 minutes…serve the  cloves with bread.  Once baked, they are spreadable).

All this food talk is nice, but the most important thig about garlic is it’s effect on vampires.  I wear garlic around my neck to ward off Edward Cullen and his ilk.  As much as I like Edward, I am pretty sure that I prefer my human form and plan to stay that way!  If you have a Twilight addiction like me, I recommend you plant some garlic this fall!

Who needs girlie mags?

The seed catalogs are in!

I have a secret stash of magazines hidden under the mattress on my side of the bed.  I know I am not the only one with this problem, but yesterday, I added to my collection…the Gurney’s catalog came in the mail!  I have a problem and I am willing to admit it.  I just love to look at seed catalogs.  I pour over each page and read every description of every seed.  I make lists of what I want and more lists of who sells at the best price.  I have a problem!

If my problem was uni-dimensional, there may be hope…but I have another addiction also.  My wife calls it bee-porn.  I admit it – I love to read beekeeping magazines and catalogs and websites too.  I love to read Beesource.

In one way, it makes no sense why I read the seed catalogs over and over again.  The descriptions never change.  How many ways can you say a bean is green or a cabbage will make the best kraut ever?  Still, as winter looms, I take part in the process.  I really hate winter. It depresses me.  I have a serious need to be outside but I don’t care for the cold anymore.  So I am stuck with a contempt for winter.  But the catalogs give me something to look forward to.  It’s how I get through the winter.  That sounds overly dramatic, but it makes my outlook so much brighter.  I love fooling with the garden and it’s sort of what I am all about.  Messing around in the garden makes me feel alive.  I work on computers all day and they take me so out of touch from other people (don’t get me wrong, I don’t really like people : ) ) and from what makes me feel human.  Machines pay the bills, but they are not who I am.

So, I am thankful for Gurneys, and especially their catalog.  I am thankful for bee-porn.  I am thankful for my crazy wife and kids who support me with my problem!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Chow Chow

Green tomatoes

I used to turn my nose up at just about anything vegetable related, but especially things like chow chow and relish – stuff whose components cannot be easily identified.  Here I am a bunch of years later wondering why in the world I was so silly.  We had a ton of green tomatoes left in the garden when we decided to put it to bed for the winter.

Cutting up Green tomatoes

I am not one to just dump the free food so we carried every green tomato into the kitchen.  Thanks to the folks at Texas A & M University, we found a way to use them without my having to give myself some sort of tomato facial or make a tomato+Mt Dew sport drink.

 

CHOW-CHOW
1 peck (12 pounds) green tomatoes
8 large onions
10 green bell peppers
3 tablespoons salt
6 hot peppers (chopped)
1 quart vinegar
1 tablespoon allspice
1/4 teaspoon cloves
3 tablespoons dry mustard
Few bay leaves
1 3/4 cups sugar
cup horseradish (optional)

Cooking chow chow

CHOP tomatoes, onions and peppers together and cover with the salt; let stand overnight. Drain, add the hot peppers, vinegar, spices (tied in cheese-cloth bag) and sugar; allow to boil slowly until tender (about 15 minutes). Add horseradish. Pack into sterilized Kerr jars to within inch of top. Put on cap, screw band FIRMLY TIGHT. Process in Boiling Water Bath 10 minutes.

Canned chow chow

Of course, chow chow is one of those mystery foods where you can really put just about anything into it.  I have seen it with cabbage before and I suppose you could shred squash or pumpkins too.  Anyhow, we made several jars of the stuff and it is really really good!

 

This sucks

Vacuum sealing a jar

I talked a little about drying beans the other day but I didn’t tell you what we do with the beans once they are dried.  Actually, we dehydrate and dry all sorts of things actually and this applies to everything we do.  As I have said before, I get hair-brained ideas fairly regularly.  I wanted to be able to vacuum seal stuff in jars but I couldn’t see spending the money to get one of the fancy vacuum sealers.  Foodsaver makes attachments for their powered products to evacuate the air from mason jars so I decided to give that a try with a modification of how the air gets removed.  I needed something that sucks!

Vacuum sealing a jar with a brake bleeder

I can’t take sole credit for these ideas but I can’t remember where I saw a similar discussion on the idea.  Anyhow, a brake bleeder sucks just fine and, in fact, even has a vacuum guage on it to tell how much it sucks.  My first plan was to integrate the brake bleeder with the mason jar sealer.  Although I wouldn’t want to hand pump a brake bleeder all day long, I can pull a vacuum of 20 inches of Hg in about 30 seconds.  The mason jar sealer works perfectly for that.

Vacuum sealing a jar with an hvac pump

Moving on to bigger and better, Harbor Freight (a cheap tool supplier) has a vacuum pump for evacuating hvac systems.  You simply hook it up to your air compressor and it will draw around 28 inches of Hg.  I couldn’t make it work as well with the jar sealer for some reason though I didn’t try too hard either.  You can (as I did) fashion some sort of a cup-like end for a piece of hose.  You could use a stout film canister or a small piece of tupperware or somehting similar.

Vacuum sealing a jar with an hvac pump

Punch a hole in the lid of the jar and put a piece of duct sealing tape (the shiny silver stuff, not regular duct tape) on the lid leaving the hole exposed.  Hold the cup over the hole and tape and start the vacuum.  When you are finished, slide the cup off across the tape sealing the hole.  The vacuum will further hold the tape in place providing a great seal.

Vacuum sealing a jar with an hvac pump

With a little effort, you could probably use the hvac pump with the jar sealer too so it is worth a try.  My “cup” solution works for things like large pickle jars or other containers that aren’t mason jar sized.

Vacuum sealing a jar with an hvac pump

A traditional vacuum cleaner will not pull sufficient vacuum for this to work by the way.  You’ll need something designed to draw (from what I have read) somewhere around 15-25 inches of Hg to be sufficient.  Also, this is not a replacement for canning stuff that should be canned.  We only store dehydrated stuff this way.  Anyhow, it’s a pretty cool option for storing garden stuff and it can be pretty cheap depending on the junk you have laying around your workshop.

Roasted seeds

Huge Sunflower

We planted sunflowers this year as an experiment but, as usual, I had no idea what to do with them come harvest time.  After some searching, we found how simple it is to roast sunflower seeds.  The National Sunflower Association provides a simple recipe  We added 2 quarts of water and 1/4 cup of salt to a regular sauce pan.  Boiling Sunflower Seeds

We then added enough seeds to make the pan full but not in danger of overflowing.  Once boiling, we covered it and lowered the heat and simmered it for 2 hours.  I stirred it every now and then just to make sure nothing was missing out on the salty fun!  Afterwards, I heated the oven to 300 deg F and spread the seeds on a few cookie sheets.

Roasting Sunflower Seeds

The recipe says to bake for 30 minutes but it took much longer than that for ours to be dried and roasted.  Just keep an eye on it after 45 minutes of so.  We checked back every 15 or so minutes until they were done.  Don’t try to pile the seeds on too thick.  A single layer is necessary (don’t ask me how I know) for good roasting.  Once you finish the roast, let the seeds cool for half an hour before you pour them into a moisture and mouse proof container.

Roasted Sunflower Seeds

Some folks separate the seeds from the shells when they eat them.  Personally, I just eat the whole thing.  I have no trouble with fiber…that’s all I’ll say.  Emily is a separator.  She doesn’t appear to be ready for the Majors yet as her seed spit is not yet up to par.  We have a bunch of seeds though so I suppose she will have more time to practice!

Planting Garlic

Metechi Garlic

I planted garlic this weekend. Last year I ordered several types of garlic from Seed Savers Exchange.  We planted Music, Shvelisi (Chesnok red), and German Extra Hardy.  They all grew well but only the Music really appealed to us flavor-wise.  I saved 5 heads of it from this summer’s harvest and replanted the cloves from those heads.  I also ordered some new varieties from The Garlic Store.  We planted Metechi and Romanian Red garlic in addition to the Music.  All together, we planted almost 70 cloves of garlic this year.  That is an increase of around 10-20 from last year.

Metechi Garlic - separating cloves

So, in case you don’t know how to plant garlic, I’ll describe.  Garlic comes in heads that contain 4-12 cloves.  I dig a hole about 2-3 inches deep, spaced every 6-12 inches.  At the garden (i.e. not before) I separate the cloves of garlic and place them pointy end up in the bottom of the hole.  I replace the dirt and move on.  Typically, garlic is planted in the fall, usually around Columbus day.  Through the fall and winter, the garlic forms roots from the cloves and begins to form a new head.  Some folks plant garlic in the early spring but it just seems easier to me to plant them in the fall and forget about it.  My garlic is all hard-neck which means that each clove will send up a hard stalk in the spring that will persist until
Hole for Garlic - separating cloves
harvest (I am sure there are other differences between hard and soft-neck also).  We harvest in July when the leaves from the hard stalks start to wither and turn brown.  We carefully dig the garlic and hang it to dry in the shed (leave the dirt still attached).   Once it dries for 4-6 weeks, we trim the leaves and roots and store in onion sacks in the cellar.  Easy-schmeesy!

Planting Garlic

We use a ton of garlic in canning and cooking so it is likely that we will use every bit of this garlic.  Once you try fresh garlic in things, it is hard to beat.  The stuff is simple to grow and fairly cheap to get started.  It’s easy to save heads for the next season so your investment can be a one time deal if you find types you like.  There are several places that sell garlic but they usually sell out early so start looking in July or August.  What we plant is organic but that’s up to you.  Garlic is sterile and will not cross pollinate so you can plant different varieties side by side.