Sleeping is biological and necessary and all that but it sort of cracks me up how weird we are when we sleep…by “we” I really mean my family. I sleep entirely normally. Anyhow, last night I went up to check on the kids and noticed Abigail in one of her crazy sleep poses. She was a terrible sleeper as a kid but she seems to have turned a corner…most nights she sleeps all night. Now she just seems to go into “bunker” mode at night. She still talks in her sleep but it’s usually pretty interesting so I see nothing weird there. Anyhow, in bunker mode, I think she surely must be protecting herself from Madeline.
Madeline, you see, is a needy cat. She also sleeps weirdly. When we first got her, she was very young and sucked her tail every night. We took her to numerous cat psychics and analysts and, after spending our kids’ college funds on it, they concluded that she was taken from her momma at too young an age so was consoling herself with her tail…sort of like a kitty pacifier. So, imagine your restless cat who sucks her tail at night waking up in a fit and smacking you in your sleeping face with a tail full of cat slobber…it’s not pleasant.
Now Isaac is consistent in his sleep weirdness…he sleeps on his stomach under double the blankets that the rest of us use. I am certain that I would suffocate under the enormous weight of the blankets but he seems to thrive. It must be 110 degrees under there but he sleeps like that year round. Actually , I figure that the heat from the blankets works like a kid-greenhouse. The kid grows like mad and I am convinced that it’s blanket related. He already wears the same size shoes I wear and he hasn’t even hit puberty yet!
I won’t give details on Emily but let me assure you friends, she is a weird sleeper too. Now, I can almost guarantee that she is going to get on here and leave a comment saying some untruths about me. Something like that I snore at night. It’s simply not true . That’s Mo (the cat) who snores. I am a perfect sleeper!