I am Joe Q. Public. I put my pants on one leg at a time. I like hamburgers on the grill. I cry when I watch Old Yeller. And, like most people, I didn’t used to floss my teeth. It’s a pain in the hind-end and it’s a bit gross. I am stubborn though so when my new dental hygienist got on the old, “you have to floss or your head will rot and fall off” train, I decided to prove her wrong.
It’s not like I never flossed. I flossed regularly for the week before I go to get my teeth cleaned and likewise the week afterwards. With my Invisalign teeth aligners, I am supposed to brush and floss every time I hiccup anyhow, so I had additional motivation to floss like responsible teeth owners are supposed to do.
I quickly found that the old-school floss was not gonna work long-term for me so I went in search of new flossing technology. I found “the floss stick” as I like to call it. It takes the guess-work out of flossing (did you know there is guess work in flossing?) No more trying to figure the best way to get your big hairy hands in your mouth just right so you can get your back teeth. No more accidentally cutting off all circulation to your index finger when you wrap it just a little bit too tight. No, no, those days are over! With my new floss stick, I can floss (and floss well) all the teeth in my head…faster than green grass through a goose!
I haven’t yet been back to the hygienist, but I am sticking to my flossing challenge thanks to the flossing stick. I am sort of torn…in one way I want to prove her wrong about flossing, but in another, I am pretty excited to have good teeth and to get accolades from a near-stranger as she dances around in my mouth. Only time will tell, but I am sold on flossing now that’s it’s easy (and I don’t have to taste my hairy hands!)